It's actually the setting of the long-gestating sequel to It's A Wonderful Life

…were you allowed to watch other cores of pornography?

You know, I've never heard of someone being barred from watching something for progressive reasons.

My feelings for Mads can not be adequately explained in words.

How do you expect Donald to operate a claw game with such tiny hands?

Which Mads are you thinking of?

I hope Obama feeds his delusions for the next four years and subtly manipulates him into doing his bidding.

I love everything about this story.

Dear God. Shirtless Mads Mikkelsen probably would have kickstarted my journey of sexual discovery six years early.

He should have gotten naked during the balls-whipping scene.

So is a bikini time machine a time machine that runs on bikinis? Does it only take you to important moments in bikini history? Is it a bikini that lets you travel in time?

I'm disappointed that the issue of who would take over from Evil Lincoln was settled without violence.

He's gone too far this time. TOO FAR.

What can be sexier than a man crying blood?

The Simpsons was one of those things I always assumed I wasn't allowed to watch (like Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame) only to discover that my parents simply weren't fans.

….death is the only acceptable excuse for taking Mads' rightful spot at number one.

Delete your account.

I was fortunate to have not grown up with that rule (the first movie I can remember crying at was The Matrix, so…) although I knew many who did. I once met a kid who couldn't even watch PG movies.

Gandhi? Gandhi?! GANDHI?!

What time is it? Debate Club time! Whoooo!