See the first two, skip the third.

The first movie is really good, the second movie is legitimately great, and the third movie doesn't exist, what the hell are you implying?

Please. Please stop.

The Queen album or the movie?

I'm the only employee at the bookstore where I work, besides the owners, a married couple.

I'm a youth leader at my church, and two of the people there were the church pastor and youth director (along with their spouses), so technically they are my bosses, even if it's not a job.

It can be two things.

I'm torn on the idea of turning Hunchback into a live action movie, partially because the original is one of my favorite Disney movies.

I was hoping Dan Savage could pull a Santorum and change it to mean some kind of weird sex thing, although I suppose Trump might take it as a compliment.

The fact that WALL-E was snubbed and yet The Curious Case of Benjamin Button wasn't is a god damn tragedy.

But Iron Man 3 is the best Iron Man movie!

But Iron Man 3 is the best Iron Man movie!

25 years later, Beauty and the Beast remains Disney's best movie. Period.

Hamilton and Steven Spielberg's Lincoln keep me hopeful when all hope seems lost.

You can always say Mads Mikkelsen.

He got burnt out and no one's stepped up to fill the void… yet…

We can only hope.

I need to come up with a good strategy when politics are brought up in rooms full of Republicans. It happened today and I excused myself immediately, but that won't always work. My first instinct is to argue, but that won't always work either.

I mean art as in any work of art in any medium.

I'll admit that the Final Jeopardy seemed impossibly hard to me until I learned that the symbol for Cobalt is simply "Co."