What uuuuup Debate Club?

Losing my teeth is not only a constant nightmare of mine but probably one of my top five fears, and that tooth monster is just kinda icky.

He has a penis, what more justification do you need?

The only thing Sean Murray should be first in is the unemployment line.

My brother tried telling me she's not that great an actress, but The Fault in Our Stars destroyed my heart, so he can suck it.

A lot of people don't like Shailene Woodley.

It can be four things.

He was good in Dodgeball and uh… Starsky & Hutch, I guess.

We are going to have to have some god damned interventions around here!

Now remember, "Jeopardy!" is a game of humiliation, exclusion and degradation.

It does have an Unrated Cut. I swear, am I the only one who keeps up to date on his Dodgeball knowledge?

It's PG-13! I saw that movie when I was nine god damn it!

I mean, they're only boring choices because they're so damn good.

It was. I was there with a large group of friends. My brother is super skittish at horror movies (although he's a lot better than he used to be), so he watched a good two thirds of that film through his fingers.

"Hey look, it's Steve the Pirate!"

I keep seeing people say that the Left shouldn't focus so much on social issues/downplay our support for marginalized groups if we want to win next time.

I saw that one in theaters!

*glares intensely*

Nothing makes me feel older than three kids not knowing Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.

Hey ho and what do you know, it's Debate Club!