Good morrow* Debate Club! I recently learned that Jennifer Lawrence has allegedly signed on to star as Zelda Fitzgerald in an upcoming biopic. As someone who briefly became obsessed with the the Fitzgeralds for approximately one month, all I can say is- what took them so long?

SPOILERS, JESUS CHRIST SILLSTAW DON'T BE THAT GUY

This is generally the high point of my day, so my answer is… yes.

I haven't seen a cast that stacked since I went to Black Panther's imdb page!

I absolutely love The Fault in Our Stars, so the fact that it has the same writers AND Shailene Woodley already made it required viewing for me. Kyle Chandler is just icing on the cake at this point.

Wait, Kyle Chandler's in that movie too?!

Trump's planning on suing the people who've accused him of sexual misconduct? Why the hell not? Worked for Oscar Wilde!

I'm going to ignore the birthday of my new archnemesis Ryan Reynolds in favor of celebrating the birth of Weird Al Yankovic, who has been one of my favorite artists since I was in middle school!

I don't want to talk about how I did tonight…

So I had some sort of debate planned today, but then I got home and found out that Tim Miller had allegedly been fired from Deadpool 2 partially because he wanted Kyle Chandler to play Cable and Ryan Reynolds didn't, which just pissed me the hell off because I fucking love Kyle Chandler and now I'm just irrationally…

He was!

We get it Disney. This movie won't be terrible. You don't have to keep rubbing it in!

Every time my brother and I discuss this movie, he says he's going to wind up rooting for the villain simply because he loves Mads Mikkelsen, doesn't like Benedict Cumberbatch and isn't happy with Tilda Swinton playing the Ancient One.

I mean, the whole soundtrack is available to listen to on YouTube, and I think 99% of the show is on the album.

Well god damn it, now I can't vote for her.

My dad refused to see it because he's kind of sexist but doesn't realize it.

I almost told my dad about the Leslie Jones thing, but my dad was such an asshole about the new Ghostbusters movie he probably wouldn't have read my comment.

Derek Jacobi drives me crazy, because he's

Your four year old nephew is a genius.

I mean, he returned to The King and I back in March after his surgery, so I assume he's doing ok.