Hamilton and Stephen Sondheim's Assassins have helped me with a surprisingly large amount of Jeopardy! clues.

My dad shared a video from Milo Yiannopoulos on Facebook today. *rolls eyes* He didn't know who he was before today, and hopefully he'll realize he's not exactly a person to emulate…

Emily Dickinson was my first guess, until one second later when I remembered she wasn't fucking blind.

Jeff Goldblum is one of those actors I didn't really like when I was younger, but as I grow older I discover newfound levels of appreciation for his genius.

Normally I would be mad about someone like Glen Powell being ranked above Carrie Fisher, but Glen Powell was Finnegan in Everybody Wants Some!!, so I'll allow it.

Evidently you are not the only one.

I have no desire to discuss the ridiculously easy Final Jeopardy tonight, so instead I will just state that I managed to get one of last night's Double Jeopardies entirely thanks to the musical Hamilton.

Happy days are here Debate Club! Tonight marks the return of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, a show which I fell in love with thanks to the magic of Netflix just a couple months ago!

It's always nice to be reminded that I was right in my assessment that Stephen is, in fact, the worst Baldwin.

I really loved Peter Jackson's King Kong- *is dragged off by a mob of angry internet people*

To be fair, Kenny Ortega also directed "They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?", one of the top ten great episodes of Gilmore Girls.

As long as NBC'S Hairpsray Live! doesn't suck, I can survive.

I will probably make this a biweekly thing as to not become repetitious. And don't worry about paying me, I'm happy to whinge about Pan.

I'm ok with this.

I've legitimately considered writing a book/doing a far-too-long series of video essays about Tom Hooper's Les Miserables, so I support your dream.

What if I told you there was a fictional stuffed giraffe named Cameleopard P. Fancybritches?

I know, but could you imagine?

How is Snoop Dogg not best known for his hilarious turn as Huggy Bear in Starsky and Hutch?

It's almost as bad as a hypothetical ninth season of Scrubs!

The Sam Raimi Spider-Man films, Disney's Beauty and the Beast and reruns of Home Improvement were integral parts of my childhood, so I'm genuinely saddened by the birthdays today…