SOMEONE SHOULD START A THE GOLDBERGS REVIEW THREAD

Awww, I really like Netflix. I pay for them to send me two discs at a time, and they're constantly shipping me an extra disc; sometimes I get four!

You're a world changer. A moulder of men. You are…

I missed that one; boy did I feel dumb.

My friend's dad (who is depressed) has gone missing this week, so yeah, I'm really wishing we took better care of people with mental illness, any mental illness, really.

That seems rational to get angry about.

Speaking of Shrek's soundtrack, people really need to stop associating "All Star" by Smash Mouth with that movie. It's fucking insulting.

Mireille Enos is one of those actresses whose name I see all the time and yet I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in anything.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 99% sure you work harder and longer than I do.

I did super well tonight, although I'm really… confused as to what the hell was up with that "Stupid Answers" category.

Well it's Debate Club and WHO FUCKING CARES EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS?!

Donald Trump Jr. pulls off the seemingly impossible feat of being worse than his namesake.

I still stand by the fact that NCIS is unforgivably ugly for such a high-rated program.

I feel that way about Maverick and Rango.

Jason Deurlo should be best known for singing "Jason Derulo" before his songs.

I feel obliged to point out that Christian Serratos was really good on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Now you might ask, "But was she crazy hot?" To which I must quote the show's best character, Gordy and say-

I, for one, think it's odd how a creature that represents nuclear power, and the nuclear bombs that dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in particular, received an honorary Japanese citizenship.

Well, time for another Debate Club I reckon.

Shit. That's egg on my face.

But they don't have to bother with Voter ID laws now that black people's votes only count as two thirds!