If I were to be a Star that got Danced With, I would demand a dance set to an extended version of "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs."

It's all meant symbolically! Aaaaah!

Phat Bottom Girls, you make the wankin' world go rooound!

Jesus Christ Velocirapstar, when are you going to understand that civil rights don't apply to brown people?

I did terribly tonight, so imagine my pleasant surprise when I actually got the Final Jeopardy, even though I was thoroughly convinced I'd fucked it up!

In addition to his work you mentioned, Gary Cole was also really good in Dodgeball and was the best part in the actually-pretty-good Win a Date With Tad Hamilton.

I'm in the mood for Debate Club… Simply because it's WOT!

You can't really trust facts. They've got a well-documented liberal bias.

To be fair, they did disprove your opinion that they couldn't suck any more.

She was.

But Core Concept, Hillary Clinton isn't literally flawless, so how can you expect me, in good conscience, to cast my vote for her?

Perhaps his hair is some sort of alien that feeds on hate and the tears of children.

Sometimes I really like Hans Zimmer, but sometimes I really don't like Hans Zimmer, so he's kind of a wash.

Alright, so I can think of two.

It depicts many ancient structures and then posits that the people who lived near them were too stupid to have built them! So informative.

You're being really unfair to mothers who use formula right now.

Full disclosure- my comments on him being the man are based solely on my love of Moulin Rouge! and The Great Gatsby.

Tell you what- Let's give you pneumonia, make you work a campaign trail for an extended period of time, then put you in a Kevlar vest in said 75-degree weather.

I forgot that that was literally the only benefit of maternity leave.

I got that not because I've actually read Inferno but because I read the abridged version with limericks as stanzas from The 5-Minute Iliad.