Well you can't expect a member of the Trump family to think of people in same sex relationships as people. They've got a base to pander to.

Donald Trump used charitable donations to purchase a six-foot portrait of himself.

Here's where I admit I can't really think of any editors off the top of my head…

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Donald Trump loves the Jewish! He saw Schindler's List! Classy movie. He cried at the end.

I don't know why the Trump campaign would backtrack on the birther nonsense, seeing as how that's literally Trump's only political achievement to date…

A small part of me will always remember him as Bruce Baxter from Peter Jackson's King Kong.

Holy shit, first Alexis Bledel and now Kyle Fucking Chandler?

Gilmore Girls is one of my favorite shows, but I feel duty-bound to ignore Miss Bledel in order to point out that Jennifer Tilly guest starred as virtually identical characters in both Cheers and Frasier.

The only Jeopardy!-related thing that makes me happier than Shakespeare categories are when my love of musical theater helps me get a question otherwise unrelated to it, so you can imagine my delight when a question involved the details behind the assassination of President William McKinley in the Temple of Music by…

Do you hear the people sing, singing the songs of… Debate Club… men… aww, fuck it, it's Debate Club.

I can't masturbate to this.

You mean 80's Joker would have been played by an actor giving a performance and NOT just playing himself?

I guessed Arnim Zola.

I feel like Prisoner of Azkaban deserves a shoutout for the awesome "Something Wicked This Way Comes" motif. Really wish the following films had used it!

That is cheating, but we'll allow it.

Tyler Perry has earned a lifetime pass for his out-of-nowhere Oscar-nomination-worthy performance in Gone Girl.

Well, to be fair to the media, at least they've done a bang up job of reporting on the unfettered corruption that is the Clinton Foundation. Five stars you guys.

I didn't do all that well tonight, but I did get DD3, which is something.

What's that sound? It's the sound of Debate Club!