God: "Well let's see- you oppressed immigrants, neglected the poor, ignored the sick, spread hate and discord across the world, caused millions of deaths by starting three simultaneous nuclear wars, all while pretending to believe in me so you could get votes."
Trump: "Yes, but besides all that…"

Preposterous! He was in Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium! That movie screams fun!

Speaking of twitchy junkies that need to be put in rehab, what the fuck was up with Ike Barinholtz in that movie? Who that anything about the character was a good idea?

They sucked out my internal organs. Took some polaroids. Looked not dissimilar to Jamie Farr.

It's probably why they didn't have any scenes together; no one would buy her doing anything besides using her heat vision to melt him into a puddle of annoying, off-putting goo.

It'd be even better if he had his phone, with perfect reception, but it won't let him tweet anything.

If Chris Christie from eight years ago were running, I wouldn't be too upset.

No love for Chasing Amy/Dogma/the tolerable scenes in Batman V. Superman?

*insert overrated Best Picture winner/nominee of choice here*

The aliens who probed me said I was a darn good sport, so as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go.

Casey Affleck was hilarious in ParaNorman, but he was also in Gerry, which even the thought of watching puts me right to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I will admit that I have intentionally not seen Religulous, but at least half of that is due to Bill Maher being Bill Maher.

True. The writing gave her nothing and then she did even less with what she was given.

Aww, I loved The Grey! Then again, I've never been to Alaska and don't plan on going to any kind of place like the wilderness without an experienced local to make sure my happy ass doesn't get killed.

I really like Ghost Town, so I was excited for that movie until the reviews came out.

imdb is so bias. paid by disney. damn sjws.

If Chris Evans does eventually retire from superheroics, I hope they decide to make Falcon the new Cap over Bucky. Nothing against Stan, but you compete against Anthony Mackie in a charisma contest, the odds are not in your favor.

And we go from the best part of Suicide Squad to (arguably) the worst.

No one cares enough about Washington State to make movies advocating its destruction, otherwise I'd be right there with you!

Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody Debate Club tonight!