Patrick is not Zack Snyder!

I'm not entirely sure The Omega Man got anything right about… anything. I'm pretty sure that movie made me question the point of all existence at least three times during its runtime.

My brother and I have a fun tradition of riffing on The Polar Express once a year around Christmas time.

Quick! Dream casting for a feature film adaptation of Mort!

I mean, if you like it, I'm not going to tell you not to like it, I just couldn't get into it. I didn't hate it like I did BVS, but I can't imagine watching it again.

I'm not saying she wasn't the highlight, I'm just saying that's not raising the bar very high.

I was just so bored! I really wanted to like that movie, but it was all so hum drum and everything was surface level. I just want a little more to my movie these days.

Love that movie, but yeah, that part always rubbed me the wrong way.

*reads comment; takes a few breaths*

Oh, I saw Natural Born Killers! It was alright.

You know, everyone really talked up Viola Davis's performance in Suicide Squad, but I gotta be honest- I was not impressed. I mean, she was great, but she's Viola Davis. She could play that role in her sleep (and I'm not convinced she didn't!)

I'm not sure if I've actually seen an Oliver Stone movie. Which one would you recommend I start with?

How is it even a controversy to have the parent of a mass shooter at a rally?

Rejoice, denizens of What's On Tonight! I have returned, and so has Debate Club!

So…. wait… because of Robin's death, Batman has gone dark enough to the point where he's willing to shoot criminals or brand them so they get killed in prison…

Do you mind? I'm trying to appreciate the magic of cinema here!

My favorite part of the superhero movie craze is when sort-of-known actors that I like get cast in small but important roles.

But Zardoz told me the penis is evil!

Belatedly upvoted for the Frasier reference.

I wasn't late because of youth group, I was late because I got food, the noblest of pursuits.