*considers hurting Patrick Ausgewahlt; decides against it.*

I was in Wisconsin for a week, then I had my girlfriend over to celebrate our anniversary on Tuesday, and then last night I had a lesson to give at my church's youth group and then stayed out late afterwards.

I can't wait for "Popstar" to come out on DVD so I can introduce it to my girlfriend.

Like genital warts!

That's why we have Netflix.

Hey be nice to jasoomian.

Well yes, behind the scenes, but I don't want it baked into the plot.

I want to love Undiscovered Country more than I do. The thematic stuff is really strong, but the plotting is kind of sloppy and I get a little bored during the mid-section.

Two questions:

What kind of name is The Divorcee for porn?

See it! It finally got released on DVD just a few years ago!

Seeing Clara Bow's name has me thinking- Why does no one talk about Wings anymore? Are people that defensive about Sunrise?

Only probation?

I've said it before, many will say it again- If Terry Crews is not cast as Shazam, that movie will officially be a waste of everyone's time and money.

You can try to stop my dancing feet, but I just cannot stand still.

Fear not, fellow A.V. Club denizens! Steve Potter has not left for good and neither has Debate Club!

Are you all gonna judge me if I also say Captain America: Civil War?

A female Guardian of the Galaxy?

Both genders, but I would still call it 12 Angry Men because I hate the title 12 Angry Jurors.

I actually came up with a whole plot synopsis a while back, 'cause I'm a nerd.