Do we count WALL-E as a comedy?

It's a little dull, at least to me.

Saying Hillary is as bad as Trump is like saying Spider-Man 3 is as bad as Batman V. Superman.

Hey man, people with incest fetishes don't deserve that comparison and you know it.

It can be two things.

Why don't we just have del Toro remake The Hobbit?

Speaking as someone who saw that movie as a teenager while the Internet was a thing… That scene was pretty marvelous.

Someone, anyone, please, for the love of Jesus Christ, explain to me how it makes sense to take away/restrict a felon's right to vote. Is it a public safety issue? Is it really a good deterrent? Or are we just so petty as a country that we have to take away everything from these people, including their right to vote…

Other than him and Tarantino, no, not really.

Oh hey, you actually reminded me of my true answer- I think it would be really interesting to make a Western version of Takashi Miike's 13 Assassins, like Sergio Leone used to do with Kurosawa.

See, there's a film I could jack off to, guilt free!

I used to kind of like Newt Gingrich, in the way people kind of like The Room- he's awful, but in a way that makes you smile.

Even for incest porn, I Came Inside My Sister is an unforgivably vulgar title.

Scott Foley was on Scrubs and you know it, Evil Lincoln!

Romeo and Juliet? That's it? That's the whole title?

Darryl Mitchell was also hilarious in 10 Things I Hate About You. I really wish he was as ubiquitous now as he was then, and I feel like it's a shame that his disability seems to be preventing that from happening.

Long-winded story: For a One-Act Competition at my old high school, my best friend and I wrote a play entitled A Night in Transylvania, which was essentially a Marx Brothers vampire comedy. He and I thought it would be fun to eventually turn it into a two-act play and (possibly) a film, which, if successful, we would…

I actually enjoyed that one a lot, although I think they botched the two best moments in the script.

The worst part was they basically gave them the answer! They didn't need the title, just one word!

I'm glad that while the majority of my mathematical education has been lost to the sands of time, my fourth grade knowledge of the three main types of Classical Greek columns have neither disappeared nor gone to waste.