Where's the NRA in all this? Sterling and Castile were both killed for possessing legally purchased firearms. Where's their outrage? They'll politicize any tragedy as long as it's white, I guess.

This shit is gold. You should write for SNL or something, they could use a comic voice like yours.

Great satire, but word of advice- needs more misplaced capitals, Benghazi references, and you should end your comment with the word "Sad!"

I mean, if we had ended at Part II, I would have assumed he died alone after his kids grew up.

I'm as straight edge as it gets, but I'd love to try whatever Coppola was on when he dreamed up that particular subplot…

Well geez, it sounds like he kind of should have had an equal salary to Pacino's if that was going to be the story.

I was fine with Mary dying over Michael, I just think the film should have gone further and killed off Kay, Antony, Connie and Vinnie so that Michael truly died alone.

Cree Summer will always be Number 5's evil older sister on Kids Next Door to me and alright, alright, I'll get off your lawn.

Can I just say that I adored The BFG? I admit I was heavily biased in its favor, but I loved it.

I've never seen the "Epic", but you should watch Part II separately. From what I've heard, the play all the scenes in chronological order, which would more or less butcher Part II.

I was surprised everyone avoided the film category. It was fun, straightforward and fairly easy.

I caught up with JEOPARDY this morning, and I was pleased to get three consecutive Final Jeopardies! So naturally I assumed I was going to fail tonight.

Hey you guys! Debate Club is back! And guess what movie I finally saw while I was gone? That's right- The Godfather: Part III!

SAUL RUBINEK WAS ON FRASIER, GOD DAMMIT.

I like Lea Seydoux, I just wish Melanie Laurent or Clemence Poesey had her level of success.

Our future president.

I have a beef with people calling it patriotic. I haven't seen the movie yet (too many conflicting feelings to give the movie a far shot) but the story of Chris Kyle shouldn't rouse people with patriotism. His life was tragic and sad, not inspiring. Our country broke him so he could kill people in a pointless conflict…

I was so sad that I missed last night's shit show!

I said patriotic not jingoistic!

Sssh! Don't talk about Bernie or you'll summon you-know-who!