I was telling my mom while waiting for the clue that I hoped the FJ wouldn't be about the Cesars because I don't know French cinema.

Happy Almost Independence Day all! I might be busy for a while, so in case I don't see ya, today's Debate Club asks: What do you think is the most patriotic movie ever made? (If you're not American, you can pick a movie from your country instead).

I've actually thought about how a Roald Dahl spy movie would work!

You're a very wise internet commenter.

It'll be the classiest arrest you've ever seen. The handcuffs are gonna be yuuuuuuuuuge.

Would they have accepted "What is Under the Skin as a response?"

I don't like the script, the music and I hate how it softens a lot of the book's edges. I know I'm in the minority on this one, but I just gotta be me.

I say we shake down the Make-a-Wish foundation until they promise to only grant wishes for liberal kids.

I know it's silly to take issue with the science in these movies when in the real world Marlin would become a woman and mate with Nemo, but still.

Speak of the devil…

I really really dislike the James and the Giant Peach movie, which makes me sad because the stop motion insects are easily the best possible page-to-screen design for those characters.

Since the header image is Destiny from Finding Dory, I just want to take this opportunity to air a major grievance I had over the movie, namely- WHY THE FUCK WAS EVERYONE TREATING DESTINY LIKE A WHALE? She's a whale shark. Do whale sharks speak whale? They only call her a whale shark briefly, and then act like she's a…

I just want to say that I was able to guess "What is the pancreas?" not due to any real knowledge of human anatomy but because of my vast knowledge of the music of "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Hello and welcome to Debate Club, where we have silly pop-culture discussions and yell at one another for no good reason!

That's on the list, I believe.

Ha! No, I got a lot of input from the A.V. Club, so it's real varied.

2005 has that "Willy Wonka" song!
NO EXCUSE!

I'm planning on watching a shit ton of Japanese movies to make up for the fact that I've seen approximately five of them.

"Deep Anal Abyss" is redundant. I can't believe they made two movies with such an obvious blunder.

I think Burton's is a worse movie and adaptation. It gets more right on paper, sure, but the tone is all off, and Johnny Depp's Wonka is wrong on just about every level.