@bahamut1987, It's bad to kill, you are not a gun, you are what you choose to be, you choose!

I'm speaking as far as plot related aspects go, the stuff with Bilbo talking to Smaug is wholly enjoyable and what people wanted to see when we heard about these prequels, I think it delivered in that respect, It actually made me kind of fall under the spell of CrashBenedict Bandicootch. As far as auxillary plot…

I kind of guilty pleasure liked Jonah Hex, but thank you for reminding me he was in that, he's the best part of that movie.

She had to do something to pay the bills after Amazing Spider-Man 2.

I'd give you fuel for that joke, but that pun left me petrolfied.

With a guaranteed 70% increase in comment sections of "I am Groot", "CancerAIDS" and "TUSK!" after said articles release.

Rabin could take on Babylon A.D. and The Last Witch Hunter like he did that two for one on Will Forte, I have a feeling we'd have BA.D. being more fiasco than the other.

Dowd saw the cover of Whitney Cummings "Money Shot" Comedy DVD with her holding a film slate over her breasts and thought, "Hey, Another Female Director!"

I think She's So Heavy is maybe the best staged song in the whole movie, and I Wanna Hold Your Hand being the best use of the catalog they paid for.

It really helps that a lot of those movies are both really good, but they have their hearts in the right places, I can't see anything like The Hangover attempting to have a heart when jokes about phalli are every third and fourth sentence. If Wayne's World were written now and it had a male director, I couldn't see it…

Can I throw Director Brenda Chapman a bone for turning out a Religious themed Animated movie (Prince of Egypt) and provided most of the ideas and script for Brave, both of which are animated, co-directed by a woman and both grossing $150 million?

I'd rather they try to go for a "Diesel Week" on AV Club just so we can talk on a forum about how we almost universally agree that The Iron Giant is a good movie.

Regardless of how the movie ends up being (because I couldn't give a shit about Assassin's Creed), It does have my hetero man crush in it, so I'm certainly very interested.

Making it another shameless promotion for Super Mario Bros. 3, probably.

What if they remade the Wizard and it was about a guy who worked for the Nintendo Power Line? That would be the best way to tell that story.

Oh, C'mon! Desolation of Smaug was the best of the entire series.

Personally, Observe and Report is brilliant and disgusting, but far and away from Apatow's Cookie Cutter comedy, Zack and Miri is just a sweet movie, nothing to go home about, but it's cute, and Funny People is one of those movies I enjoyed more on the second time than on the first.

I worry if I matured too much between Pineapple Express and The Interview because I found the latter insufferable, but P.E. I enjoyed thoroughly (I'm not even going to deny I shed a tear or two near the end), and Rogen was perfect in balancing his maturity and his fun side in a way that I appreciated. I think he's a…

Real talk for a moment, Thank you A.V. Club, for addressing Def Jam: Vendetta as one of Method Man's accomplishments when not even a day later, The Cobbler was mentioned on a Nabin "Year of Flops" post. I appreciate that.

I see this getting the patented Ignatiy Vishnevetsky B- upon release, I'm calling it right now, and I'm also looking forward to it because he gets the lifetime pass for Dark City.