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I thought it was supposed to be Singles The TV Show?

I've never seen New Girl so that didn't come to mind, but I suppose that could fit in pretty well (based on what I do know about it).

I'm sorry "Girls"? What's that, I've never heard of it. Is that a show that people write about on the internet?

All right, so what's Friends for the new generation? That is, what's the low-concept, hangout show that represents the average youth of a new generation coming into the world and finding their own way?

"THIS SHOW IS NO GOOD! I don't like the format! It doesn't remind me of the Arrested Development I'm used to. I missed most of the best jokes and storylines because I'm focusing too much on how this format seems weird"
-People watching AD in 2013

All the people who I've talked to who are ragingly disappointed with this season have totally missed a ton of the jokes and can't seem to remember how any of the story developed and keep any of the plot straight.

Book 5 as well, where 
*SPOILERS*
Tyrion's entire storyline over books 4 AND 5 could be covered by a pretty quick musical montage.

I'm 100% sure that, like all virulently homophobic assholes, Card is secretly WAY into that sweet gay loving.

Yup, Rob Riggle, Rob Corddry, and David Koechner were all funny the first 1 or 2 times they busted out their crass douchebag character (years and years ago), but it gets more and more annoying each time it gets used in a TV show or movie.

My favorite joke of the season.

Yup, that final scene, which was one of the most effective and iconic in cinema, can not be seen now without immediately singing to oneself:
"Oh my god, I was wrong
It was Earth all along.
You've finally made a monkey out of meeeee"

I don't know if it was the delivery, or the timing of the direction, but that "See you tomorrow" was the funniest thing I've seen on a show in months.

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me was so awesome.

Yup, I went to the 360 tour, payed 60 bucks and had the band standing right over me.

GAME OF THRONES SPOILER

We can comment on this now?

Taxes, for them I guarantee it all come down to who will make them pay less taxes.
And yes, people get attached enough to their money that they will throw away all their personal beliefs for a few percentage points.

"Don't you get it? The mailbox was Haldeman!"

So Bon Iver is definitely Yacht Rock, right?

I'm about as left wing hippie as it comes, but MAN would I like to punch Glenn Greenwald square in the face.