Anyone else feel the threat presented by a potential Aras/Vytas alliance is being overstated?

I imagine this is going to be one of those final seasons that even people who never watched the show want scrubbed from the history books, a la the final season of Roseanne.

Surprisingly, not Lifetime.

In this, fans still can't tell the difference between wights, White Walkers, and Others. Since they're all stiff and emit white issue.

Game of Loving, Consensual Intercourse

A Feast for Hoes

Trenchers of pork in hollowed out loaves of bread, with eel and lamprey pie and boiled leather garnished with grey-green sentinels.

I initially thought, "Really? Game of Bones? That was the best you could come up with?" And then I realized I couldn't really come up with better.

I love Revenge because it's pretty much Survivor as a primetime soap.

My So-Called Life (starring Dana Brody)

Wow, he's 95? Kudos to him on keeping active. That voice has become somewhat synonymous with SNL, to the point that I can't imagine what a different announcer would sound like.

Are the cast introductions recorded live? Because it sounds like the announcer is finding new ways each week to be utterly confounded by the name "Brooks Whelan."

R.I.P. Marcia Wallace

I'm just going off of what my lady Survivor-loving friends tell me.

Oh, I didn't mean it as a bad thing. I meant it as the best thing.

I would have been screaming at my TV if I could have sussed out what parts they actually got wrong, but I was right there with them, because, from all appearances, it looked as though they actually did get the entire thing right. So I could see how they'd think they won. But they really shouldn't have started actually…

"I wish I knew how to quit you, Brad Culpepper."

Back in my day, you were stuck with the tribe you were placed on, from Day One to the Merge. And challenges involved the pragmatics of surviving, and rewards were doled out in the form of onions, which castaways could fashion into crude belts, having been the style at the time…

Be prepared for Survivor to be your life for the next 13 years (God willing).

It's any wonder how Cochran had ever been in danger of not winning that season, considering the lengths people would go to in order to not be tasked with having to think.