The AV Club
One Minute Into the Future

-I continually wonder why no one just reads the hidden immunity idol clue aloud so that everyone has the hint. With this approach, you'd be able to figure out who's on the bottom of each alliance based on who goes looking for the idol, since you probably won't risk your spot in the game to go looking for the idol…

I love how Jeff aims to make at least one comment per episode that inspires an eyeroll.

At this point, I just go in assuming that Tyson is being set up for a fall. As much as I love the guy, and as savvy as he frequently comes across as being, I'm not entirely convinced that he won't fuck up his own game at some point. So much of what he does is unnecessary.

He never got rude, although I did find it amusing how he interrupted Kat's defense with condemnations against her, and then kept blocking her attempts at countering him by politely asking her not to interrupt him.

*Throws up hands, tosses buff into the fire, leaves before challenge starts.*

Oh man, a Tina/Katie/Aras/Vytas foursome is such an incredible alignment, in theory, that I can't see it not happening if all four make it to the merge. And if that alliance happens, they would almost have to be the final four, barring a challenge run from the RI returnee.

Kat's story is yet another instance of a person playing a post-merge game pre-merge. It just wasn't time yet for Kat to be making the sort of moves she was trying to make. You don't begin cannibalizing your own alliance until said alliance has exhausted its usefulness.

If I didn't know which Survivor belonged to which loved one, I'd have guessed Monica and Brad were each other's loved ones for how similarly they're playing the game.

It really was kind of crazy how effortlessly Vytas hijacked that tribal council. Even though the decision against Kat was likely set in stone before they left for tribal, the dude made it impossible for her to mount any kind of coherent defense. It was equal parts boisterous and smooth.

"Sookie" and "stronger character" is one of those sentences that only works when you're talking about Gilmore Girls.

Of course we're depressed. NuDisqus.

See that El Asso Wipo receives double his portion of rum!

I'd love to see Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow get a sequel, even though it was a virtually-impossible prospect in its own time, much less now.

Armond White: "Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Fancy Pants Commenter Man. I was thinking maybe you could write a new comment, you know? And this time, maybe add a few less lies."

Excited for this. Chiwetel Ejiofor is a guy who should have been a household name ages ago.

Armond White is as useless as a bucket of hanging chads.

I think people see Natalie White in her where there is no Natalie White to see. People underrate her game to an infuriating degree.

I fear for Aras' game life because this could be the end of Team Arson, which I've been shipping hard since Tyson and Aras were spotted randomly cuddling for no satisfactorily explored reason other than yes.

I loved Katie and Ciera comparing infections as if they were comparing notes on a lousy ex.