Yeah, he was totally doing "Jim Garrison by way of Kevin Costner" there.

Can vampires even tan?

Whom do you think Will voted for in the Republican primary?

It really is easy to forget until it's brought up that this entire series has only taken place over the span of one single year.

Somebody get on with setting it to "Achilles' Last Stand"!

What did the five-fingers say to face? HOW COULD YOU, SKYLER?!

I sat there the entire episode with my mouth agape, thinking "this conversation can't be happening."

I was at the bar and they had it on IFC for some reason, and after about a thousand episodes of Arrested Development (no complaints), I randomly saw Gillian Jacobs onscreen, and whatever lousy-ass game I was running on the women in that place was couched in favor of open-mouth gawking.

I never actually thought to look it up, actually. I see the gif online all the time, but I have no loving idea which review it's from.

"If I hear that you die before me I'll leave a rose on your grave every year.

#TreadWhitely

AMC needs to stop trying to make reality shows happen on their network.

I was born in 85. Ain't no bigger 90s bitch than I.

"Jobs! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home! You're off the team! For good!"

I thought it was titled The Darkman, The.

He's the Willy Wonka of technology.

My vitriol towards the film has less to do with the obtuse-looking nature of Kutcher's performance, and more to do with the continued spamming of "Can't Hold Us" in its ads, and so soon after R.I.P.D. beat that horse into a fine glue.

In a movie in which the characters are shaggy-haired computer programmers, I have no trouble imagining what would happen if a character that looked like Amanda Crew walked into the room:

Ken Burns would like a word.

I fear for Chloe Grace Moretz's inbox.