SORRY GEEZ I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY ::sobs::

I have no idea what is fact and what is fiction in this newswire.

I have no idea what is fact and what is fiction in this newswire.

I saw RoboCop for the first time this weekend. Now I can understand jokes!

I saw RoboCop for the first time this weekend. Now I can understand jokes!

Do not diss the tennis channel. I've been attempting to find a way to get a tennis channel for as cheap as possible for like two years now.

Do not diss the tennis channel. I've been attempting to find a way to get a tennis channel for as cheap as possible for like two years now.

No I get it. Movie theaters have been my home away from home for as long as I can remember. I've never felt unsafe in one before. Now everything feels slightly askew.

No I get it. Movie theaters have been my home away from home for as long as I can remember. I've never felt unsafe in one before. Now everything feels slightly askew.

Everything about the news this morning is sad. I'm sad.

Everything about the news this morning is sad. I'm sad.

I'm going with FNL. The beauty of that episode isn't even how Matt and Julie deal with the decision, but watching Coach and Tami fret over it when they think she's out doing it. I'm not a parent, but their reactions and behavior are, like most things on FNL, touching and flawless.

I'm going with FNL. The beauty of that episode isn't even how Matt and Julie deal with the decision, but watching Coach and Tami fret over it when they think she's out doing it. I'm not a parent, but their reactions and behavior are, like most things on FNL, touching and flawless.

We were reasonably close and stuck through the entire set, pouring rain and all. Although the rain was a bit distracting, badass as it was.

We were reasonably close and stuck through the entire set, pouring rain and all. Although the rain was a bit distracting, badass as it was.

I knew it was a Michigan hat, but I just glimpsed the M on the Milwaukee hat and went for it. Also, she thought "red short" was a typo and assumed it was shirt. WE FAILED!!!!! PITCHFORK COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN!

I knew it was a Michigan hat, but I just glimpsed the M on the Milwaukee hat and went for it. Also, she thought "red short" was a typo and assumed it was shirt. WE FAILED!!!!! PITCHFORK COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN!

Did Stone Cold mention how we stopped a dude in a red shirt and (Milwaukee) hat asking if he was you? Do you know how awkward it is to ask a stranger "Hey, are you rich tan guy?"

Did Stone Cold mention how we stopped a dude in a red shirt and (Milwaukee) hat asking if he was you? Do you know how awkward it is to ask a stranger "Hey, are you rich tan guy?"

I was thrilled and amused by Iceage's fuck you set. They're playing at a tiny bar here tomorrow night and I can't wait to see what that's like and if they continue to have technical difficulties. Also seriously are they 16 or what.