Jesus Lizard's Liar: Boilermaker and Gladiator. Heaviest fucking opening attack in music history.

Who's the celebrity? My lips are sealed!

He makes limp, idiotic drek that would be embarrassing (if understandable) coming from a sophomore film student at a second-rate art school. His shit is no less simpleminded than Tyler Perry's—the only difference is that Spike is pretentious as well as inept. In his spare time he makes cynical commercials for…

I went to the (alleged) last-ever Police show at MSG and was really disappointed by Summers' playing. His layered, textural stuff was, to me, an essential third: Police - Summers/Copeland = Sting solo, yuck. But instead of deploying that seminal Police sound, he played loads of distorted, bluesy, pentatonic bullshit,…

I went to the (alleged) last-ever Police show at MSG and was really disappointed by Summers' playing. His layered, textural stuff was, to me, an essential third: Police - Summers/Copeland = Sting solo, yuck. But instead of deploying that seminal Police sound, he played loads of distorted, bluesy, pentatonic bullshit,…

Canada and Europe play the same video games, and watch the same movies. Hmm… What's the missing ingredient? Oh, right - they have white leaders!

Canada and Europe play the same video games, and watch the same movies. Hmm… What's the missing ingredient? Oh, right - they have white leaders!

He's being threatened from all sides, a shitload of foreshadowing and menace and then as he looks up, the screen goes black. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

He's being threatened from all sides, a shitload of foreshadowing and menace and then as he looks up, the screen goes black. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

They really should have left it alone and so should you. One of those movies where they film the book pretty accurately but somehow miss the point — just as dark and relentless but without even 1/10 the impact. For me, I think my imagination made reading it more horrific. Seeing it actually made some of the scenes…

They really should have left it alone and so should you. One of those movies where they film the book pretty accurately but somehow miss the point — just as dark and relentless but without even 1/10 the impact. For me, I think my imagination made reading it more horrific. Seeing it actually made some of the scenes…

Is Journey even really hair metal?

Is Journey even really hair metal?