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Mine was any Jean Claude Van Damme movie. The man-ass to boobs ratio in his movies is appalling.

Ranked they go. Die Hard, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Die Hard 2 and then I refuse to acknowledge those further garbage monsters.

This movies sucks a sandwich. I saw this when I was 8 and was bored out of my mind. I hadn't learned that sequels sucked yet so I was really confused as to why it wasn't amazing. You always remember your first soul crushing disappointment. Although, the game for PS1 was DOPE.