Blue raspberry is traditionally a worst flavour among fruit-flavored candies? False.

Who Dat Ninja?

A heightened sense of bran awareness might also make you William Shatner, who resultantly and coincidentally, also poops better.

Dropdown Delights!

5 Guys Without Girlfriends

A-capellipse Now (the a capella metal group)

I would have much preferred an a capella version of CCR's "Pround Mary".

Bravo, Dr. Acula.

Vivian Banks 2: Afroclone Mommalloo

Not a chance. That guy's career is dead.

I suppose what we've all been wondering after all this however, is if George Lucas came to you in a dream and promised you could rid the world of aids and cellulite if you piled 12 racist ewoks, one of whom had twice been tried for rape and both times acquitted for lack of evidence,, into a burlap bag and threw it in…

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I miss the Ozzy that used to urinate on national monuments. Removing your catheter bag and dumping with trembling hands doesn't exude the same rebelliousness.

The Simpsons is fresher than ever. I can't wait to see which country it is in which they visit/lampoon/run amok next.

Christ on a cracker
I'll take notice of Ozzy again when he finally falls down the stairs and breaks his hips.

"For too long now there's been a giant gaping hole in the…wet…part of the overall television landscape."