III wins purely for "I just want attention!"

"Crazy…"

I have no idea how "I'm an Amendment to Be" slipped my mind, because that's probably my favorite, but off the top of my head I went with "New Or-le-ans" (which bafflingly hardly ever seems to come up when people list greatest Simpsons songs).

This show could finally answer the question we've all been wondering:

KRS-One's cameo on "Radio Song" single-handedly put it over the top.

It worked so well in fact that he aged backwards to "34 years old" according to Gale's file.

"We'll never regret naming ourselves this." - Diarrhea Planet when they first formed

I'm seein' double here - four penises!

So you only like their first two albums and Calling All Stations? You're a weird Genesis fan.

Frankly, I'm indignant that there are people who DIDN'T cry when Adam Yauch died. I sure as fuck did.

Can't wait for the sequel, State Trooper! Also a children's book.

Replace "David Chase" with "God" and you'd have a really tasteless headline for Gandolfini's obituary.

I think you misunderstand: I know the Blue Album rocked. What I meant was, judging from this new song, Rivers thinks the fans were just dissatisfied because the band weren't "rocking" hard enough, when in reality the fans just wanted him to write some good songs, not ones that sound like fucking "Beverly Hills." The…

Has anyone heard the new Weezer song "Back to the Shack"? It's terrible, but in an illuminating way. The song takes great pains to explain that Weezer is back to "rocking" after doing songs with Lil Wayne and all that, but rather than sounding like classic Weezer, it's just another dumb-riff-rock "Beverly Hills"…

You'd never know she's actually 47 years old.

You didn't say anything to indicate that it was an intentional joke, so I'm just going to sit here and choose to believe that "one shit wonder" is just the world's most glorious typo.

I know they didn't all come from the same person, but they're all so glaringly incorrect, and more importantly, incorrect in precisely the same way, that you begin to sense a pattern.

But how can World Peace be one of his best, when it lacks "The flashes of rockabilly and ’70s glam that spark the best of Morrissey’s solo work—including 1994's Vauxhall and I" ( http://www.avclub.com/revie… ), which itself was paradoxically a "dour," "monochromatic and sleepy" album whose "production errs on the side…

Somehow, Young Nehamkin's son was older than Old Nehamkin.

Speaking of which, something about that photo up there makes me think John Hodgman could've made a pretty convincing Walter White.