"Faced with the sudden need to have daughter Ella’s braces tightened
(otherwise "they’re just metal in her mouth!" exclaims Lina), both Lina
and Russ make plans to raise some cash."

I don't remember that particular MAD parody, but I'm going to go ahead and assume it was called "Beverly Hills Crock II."

One of the saddest-ever commentaries on the politics of "ironic appreciation" came one time when my friend and I were listening to "Crockett's Theme," and one of us said "Dude, you know you wish this was Depeche Mode, so you could just like it."

Better yet, "52 Girls."

Not to mention the irony of posting the title "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" to accuse Morrissey of being a repetitive bore, while ignoring the fact that AV Club and other music bloggers re-use that exact phrase on every single Morrissey article.

It was all a dream, I used to read AV Club magazine
Alec Baldwin sneakin' pills up in your jellybeans

"To me, America at its best."

Also, let's just go ahead and say it: "Creeque Alley" is one of the shittiest songs ever written. A perfect example of the kind of insufferably corny shit that gets scrubbed from everyone's minds when remembering how the 60's were such a "golden age" for music. Fuck that song.

This Inventory is dedicated to all the teachers that told Josh Modell, Sean O'Neal, Rowan Kaiser, David Anthony, Molly Eichel, William Hughes, Annie Zaleski, Matt Gerardi, Mike Vago & Drew Toal they'd never amount to nothing.

PAUL REVERE. Most obvious choice for this list, since every word of it is clearly a true story.

I hope they can get someone good to play the male Janine Melnitz, so I can adjust my sexual orientation accordingly.

Shut the FUCK UP DONNIE and let me die in peace.

"Grew Up Fast" > every other breakup song in history.

www.infowars.fart

The obvious solution is for Community and Better Call Saul to just be one big show set in the same universe. Everybody wins.

Holy shit

And you know why it's great? Diane Fucking Keaton.

Thank you so much for referencing that line.

Dammit, now I'm picturing this just like Pee-Wee in Texas and it's the funniest visual ever.

I know it wasn't literally a spin-off, I was just saying that in terms of nailing the feel and the rhythms of the show, it's like a quasi-spinoff. I guess the better term would be "spiritual successor," kind of like Office/Parks and Rec.