AFAIC The Critic is the Simpsons spin-off. It might not feature any of the same characters (though apparently they do exist in the same universe), but Jean/Reiss brought the same rhythms to that show that they'd brought to S3/S4.

The live-action Troy McClure spin-off starring Hartman (which he himself lobbied hard for) would've been fucking great, however.

"The bible would've gone straight through my chest if it weren't for that bullet." God, that pause between "a crazed…evangelist." Comedy PERFECTION.

It was a gummi bear!

"I'm Affected," "I Remember You," "Wart Hog," "Today Your Love, Tomorrow the World," "Oh Oh I Love Her So," "Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment," "The KKK Took My Baby Away," "Don't Go" off the top of my head.

It would seem that finally, all the Rolling Stones have finally been killed.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I absolutely LOVE Sumner's evolution into the affable, dorky dad of indie rock. Dude rocks his own band's t-shirts at almost every show, and could not less of a fuck.

You know, he's met a lot of cool publishers, but he's never met a publisher with all her own teeth.

And as an American living in Sweden, he'd be a…what kind of animal can only live in water? He'd be like that, but not in water!

What if Simpsens still on TV?

Better than a self-insertion slashfic.

"Yeah, but did you see Holy Man? Holy crap!"

I gotta say, your comments on this thread are achieving maximum avatar synergy.

And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Bat-usi?

JERY: Whats the deal with Hobby Loby? Supreme Cort rules they dont have to provide contrecepteve coverege!

I can't believe Kael would win in that poll. No one I know voted for her!

Costello's reaction shot, that perfectly pitched look of horror registering on his face, is what convinced me he should guest star in every comedy thing ever.

Wait a minute.

The pills mysteriously inserted into my jellybeans erased my memory of yesterday's comment thread.

Serious question: why did guys named "Øystein Aarseth"and "Varg Vikernes" think they needed pseudonyms to sound metal?