They already have that, it's called Fox News.

I cannot begin to describe to you how much I cracked up at the line about Curtis Mayfield "epic fuck anthems."

To anyone who made fun of Morrissey when he refused to appear alongside these idiot fucks, you can go ahead and apologize now.

Well, if you wanna get technical, the best use of 10cc was by J Dilla.

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Since he was at the Indianapolis Airport on a layover, he clearly needed to make like Roger Smith and call SNL offices: "Watchin' a Hoosiers game at the bar. Comin' to kill ya!"

This makes me lose all the respect I had for Rolling Stone!

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I cannot see or think about Hugh Grant without thinking of the American Dad where Steve keeps getting led into horribly dangerous situations by a kid with a British accent: "You sound smart, like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you're stupid, like Hugh Grant the person!"

I definitely read this as "My cousin peed on Did You Hear About the Morgans."

Wow, I hate or have never heard 99% of this stuff.

1. John
2. Paul
3. George
4. Stu Sutcliffe
5. Pete Best
6. Ringo
7. Brian Epstein
8. George Martin
9. Billy Preston
10. Klaus Voormann

Furthermore, the photo credits page clearly states "p. 276: courtesy of Jake Walters," indicating he approved its use in the first place. Besides, Walters' relationship with Morrissey was already kind of an open secret - Walters is discussed pretty extensively in Simon Goddard's book Mozipedia, which I imagine anyone…

The whole point of Seinfeld2000 is that SeinfeldToday, while superficially funny, is essentially just a cheap-shot Mad Libs of modern technology references. The entire comic conceit of SeinfeldToday is "George…with an iPad! Jerry…uses Facebook! Funny!"

Imagen Twin Peak still on TV

Here's the heart!

"Suck this and MF and kiss my big black stuff!"

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