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Dwide Schrude
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"It's a huge movie! It's huge in Japan."

I have no idea what's going on in that YouTube screencap, but I feel like it's telling me that you don't mess around with God's America.

The deficit is like Batman. And I will put it in a deep freeze! With my ice ray! That's right, and then I'll turn to the camera and say: "You need to chill out."

Holy SHIT Jay Pharoah as Shaq

Ironically, the one guy who shouldn't have.

Yes, it's Miss Crabtree. Interestingly, I've never seen the Little Rascals, I only know this thanks to Mike D.

We're gonna have a _________ Party tonight! [noun]

It's to avoid confusion with the far more famous Central Perk.

"In the ’70s McCartney was fond of marijuana…"

After this show ends, I hope Jamm gets his own spin-off. All they'd have to do is pitch-shift his voice, and it would literally just be Delocated.

Ten years from now, he'll still have the authority to do that.

Until you've heard Sloan's cover of "Waterfalls," you've never lived.

Boy, the AV Club are really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must comment here or something.

Wow, you pretty much nailed my exact trajectory to the letter.

Yes. I did like a triple take when I saw that name. Does no one else besides us find this weird?

Besides, it's not like they ever implied Walt was going to die or anything.

I hope this show's wardrobe department is stocked with F Shirts.

Clooney and Bullock never would've gotten stranded if only they'd used their pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit DATA back to Earth.

Wyckyd Sceptre at Fire Island.