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"The Ens" actually totally sounds like it'd be the name of one of Frank Black's side projects.

I hate this comment as much as Short hates the bloody queen.

¡Heisenbergo!

Can we please, please, PLEASE dispense with the meme that "writing your own songs" gets you a free pass? Songs are just songs, they're good or bad because they're good or bad, not because of who wrote them.

The Wayans Brothers? There's more of 'em?

Mr. Rogers is going to be played by Gale Boetticher, his son by Scarface.

It's a shame he didn't show up in his Mechanical Animals album cover get-up.

That's weird, I thought people (including heterosexual men like me) could have some diversity in who and what they find attractive, but I guess I was wrong.

@avclub-b97fa993e1616965ac436401de58042d:disqus "Half Measures" has always been my favorite, but it's only recently that I've realized that I think my second favorite is "Salud," which I don't think anyone has mentioned yet.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus, some internet commenters say that there's a woman to blame, but Walt knows it's his own damn fault.

Seinfeld2000, is that you?

Shortly after that album came out I was forced to ride in an SUV to my junior prom next to my date who was a girl I had a huge crush on but who didn't like me very much and only went with me because we had mutual friends, and my friend in the same car who was also an EC fan put that song on, and at that moment it was…

"Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead!"

Chronologically:

Yeah, I don't know why everyone's all like "The Smiths are doing this." In situations like this, unless the artist in question is a notorious copyright/content nutjob like Prince, the artist pretty much never has anything to do with it and it's all just lawyers. Moreover, the Smiths don't exist anymore and don't do…

There's always an AV Club commenter somewhere, with a big nose, who knows.

♫GOT A SITUATION THINK IT'S REAL♫

That said, @20V:disqus, I'm sure the "Jon He Does It" parallels weren't lost on you.

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