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I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME KIDS TODAY

I was happy to read this article
because he comes off much less like a dick than I would've expected. I always had heard stories of the members of New Order being the biggest pricks in the history of music. Since they're one of my top 5 favorite bands of all time, I'm kind of glad to see that at least one of them…

Plus, the legitimate suspicion that she had her husband killed so she could control his estate somehow doesn't make her any more appealing.

Suedehead is just a sentimental favorite for me, because my friends and I made a pilgrimage to Fairmount a few years ago to walk the same streets as Morrissey. Fairmount is an awesome town filled with surprisingly hot girls, and everyone there loves Morrissey, because he came there once. Also, the Hi-Fi Stereo Shop,…

WHAT THE FUCK EVER AV CLUB
SUEDEHEAD GREATEST VIDEO EVAR NOOBS GET IT RIGHT

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Props to Bahn for finally, someone, ANYONE giving some love to Grant Hart. That album barely got reviewed, let alone made end-of-the-year lists. "Barbara" is the mad joint, son.

I've said it before: Clinton articles are the absolute greatest in the history of the Onion. "Clinton: 'Every Man For Himself.'"

A stress-free life and a spot for drug dealers?

Not just any Bad Brains - go with "Don't Need It." That song owns your penis.

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This episode was I think the first time R.E.M. has been used as even a fleeting pop culture reference in like, years. It's weird, I know they're famous and all, but I feel like you hear them referenced so rarely that that line stuck out as much as if it had been like, Archers of Loaf or something. Kudos to…

Actually, I take that back. I do have a self-created drink of choice around the holidays: the self-explanatroy Disaronnog. I don't have to tell you that it's the greatest thing ever, because the simple equation for the greatest thing ever goes something like this: Eggnog + ________ (including nothing).

A sixer of Miller High Life (or as I call it, "New Order Low Life") tallboys is my holiday drink of choice, as well as my every-other-night-of-my-life choice.

That scene had a definite Stewart-in-Extras feel. I kinda actually wondered if it was supposed to be a reference.

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When Ron picked up the bacon with the tongs, I seriously juuuuuust about shat myself when I saw the look on his face. Oh my GOD, that was seriously the funniest thing ever on this show.

When I was in seventh grade
my band played our junior high talent show. The teacher who organized the event promised a "very special celebrity guest judge." The judges turned out to be Peter B (a DJ at the still-inexplicably popular Louisville Top 40 station WDJX) and a guy whom everyone at first thought was Steven…

Okay, this was a hasty, knee-jerk reaction. But I'll go ahead and give a few I thought were really good, in no particular order: Match Point, Zodiac, Kinsey, Bad Santa, and even though The Man Who Wasn't There probably has the edge from a filmmaking standpoint, I'll give a little love to O Brother Where Art Thou -…

Match Point
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"You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single thing about you is ugly" alone should've made this list.