They won't stand idly by
while you California vagina surfers stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit…

It's weird to quote Pitchfork in this context (since people like them are so responsible for so much of this hipster act-copping), but Ryan Schreiber said it best when talking about Nevermind: "Anyone who hates this album is just trying to be cool, and needs to be trying harder."

Fuck Slayer,
R.E.M. BITCH

You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas, you would be inert.

Oedipus Wrecks is a little one-note, but it's probably the best straight-up funny film he's done since the 70s - it's way better than his "return to straight comedy" stuff from earlier in this decade, even if it doesn't touch his awesome and hugely underrated 90s stuff.

I wrote a 12-page paper in my college intensive writing class about Charles Bronson, with a special focus on his post-Death Wish Golan-Globus films. Beat that.

LOL ChukTM

HE"S LIKE THE BLOB VERSION OF BONB DYLAN AND HE GOES AOUND SPREADING AND SHIT AND HES ALL LIKE HEY IM BLOB DYLAN LOOK AT ME IM SPREADIN LIKE HIV AND SHIT

BLOB DYLAN LOL

BOB Dylann
Blob D ylan GUESS WHO IS DUTR Kdrunk RIGHT NOWAWIT is me

FIRST LEONARD COHEN NOW TIHS
GOD DAMNIT EVERY MUSICIAN I LOVE STOP COLLAPSING ONSTAGE JESUS H CHRIST

Ron Fucking Swanson

I never understood why Rundgren needed to join the New Cars for the money. He produced Bat Out Of Hell - even if he never produced or released another note of music for the rest of his life, that credit alone would earn him a Duck Tales-style dollar sign tower full of gold.

Gasp! Some of the cast of Night Court!

You know good and well it's Jean Teasdale, trying to fool everyone with a hot picture.

Multiple utterances of "shit" - A+
Best episode of The Office since season three.

Actually, no, I have swine flu. One of the side effects of which, apparently, is ZMF-Tourette's.

Don't mention the war
I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it BUT I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT IN THE WORKPLACE LOL YOU THOUGHT I WAS QUOTING FAWLTY TOWERS BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY THE OFFICE SUCK IT BITCHES

I See What You Did ThereTM

COSIN
COSIN