This will flop as well. 1600 theatres. 57% positive out of 23 reviews on RT. This film might be the next Office Space, but it will barely get past $30m, if that.

This will flop as well. 1600 theatres. 57% positive out of 23 reviews on RT. This film might be the next Office Space, but it will barely get past $30m, if that.

I rocked an Underachiever shirt back in 2nd grade, right around the time that some kids in my class came to the earth-shattering realization that "Bart Simpson" rhymes with "Fart Simpson."

Shhh - we can't defend BNL here. After all, it's important that we always define artists by one novelty song and pretend like it's in any way indicative of the rest of their output. Speaking of which, what's with people taking Chuck Berry seriously? I heard that song "My Ding a Ling," and it's not like he ever…

I would say "I Started a Joke" belongs on this list, but honestly, for the rest of my life it will only ever remind me of this:

Yeah, seriously, "War on Drugs" ftw.

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In the '70s, everybody did theater naked, everybody got laid all the time.

I'm fond of the Fender Jazzmaster, Jaguar and Mustang myself, but then again, I love early-'90s indie rock, so go figure.

Yeah, I couldn't help but think of Thomas Lennon's Jurassic Park one-man show during that bit.

I never really paid much attention to the song until the last couple years, when it's inexplicably become inescapable. It was always just another 80s song, it was never the standard that it is now. And I just don't get it.

I'll let you in on a little secret about "Don't Stop Believing" - irony or not, that song fucking sucks.

"Johnny B. Goode" would definitely qualify, since after all, the Marty McFly version was, indeed, the original.

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Are either of these movies going to star William "Bill" Smith, aka "Will" Smith? I hope so. I can't wait for them to come out with the re-make of his popular DVD movie that was named I'm Legend.

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dnL. Word. In my freshman dorm my roommate and I kept all our cans to see how many we'd drink (much like people do with alcohol), and we'd wind up having to carry like full garbage bags at a time out of our room. That shit was heaven on earth.

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In the words of my good friend Ian, "Billy Mays could sell me my own rape."

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Woody Allen is by several orders of magnitude my favorite director of all time (I even like his later stuff), but even for me, this list is pretty dead on. Especially the music stuff. I understand it might not be his thing, but the fact that his movies seem to exist in a world (particularly a New York) completely…

kthejoker - I think you're thinking of I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, not CB4.

I'm a big fan of his blockbuster 1984 album, "Double Nickels On The Dime."