He wasn't racist, he was just fighting for states' rights.

My theory: Todd writes really weird stuff because Glee is so remarkably lackluster. He's entertaining himself with these write-ups because SOMETHING needs to be entertaining about this show.

Leonard's other videos: "Eugenio's Supreme: It's ok." "Some Crusts Are Worth Eating." "Holiday Tasting 2011 Verdicts." "When Is It Ok To Fold Your Pizza?" "Do's and Don'ts: Street Pizzas." "A Discourse on Sauce Consistency."

Any excuse for more Krieger is welcome.

Truly, any point is made more compelling with the addition of cookie-monster-grammar.

Calvinball is the be-all and end-all of imaginary games.

Firefly did have one of these games! It's some kind of weird card game with circular cards that Simon, Book, and Jayne play. They are wagering chores around the ship that they don't have to do. We only see snippets of the game, but it looks really weird. "Plums. Plums are tall." "I'll take two." "I'm out." "Ok… dealer…

I was quite disappointed by the Hunger Games books. As a Battle Royale fan, my immediate reaction was "what a ripoff." I still think that - the premise is OBVIOUSLY taken from BR with very little in the way of changes to the formula in the first book. But BR is great, and the first HG book, while derivative, was still…

*facedesk*

They have that. It's called prison.

This is my favorite horror movie. It scared the hell out of me when I first saw it, and I loved it. I bought the movie when it came out on DVD, but I've never watched it. I like having it, but whenever  I think about watching it, I always end up opting for something a little less disturbing.

Yeah, but Hook is still awesome. I think. That's a nostalgia-movie for me… AV Club should do a Memory Wipe.

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AV Club grades on a curve. A decent episode of a bad show will get the same grade as a somewhat disappointing episode of an excellent show (somewhere in the B range) even if the two episodes are of vastly different quality.

This is kind of bizzaro-trolling.

Skyler?

Eh. I'm kinda tired of the Walt-tells-himself-hes-out-but-he-can't-bring-himself-to-leave dance. We've seen that at least twice so far. A third time would be boring. I want to see Season 5 start with Walt diving head-first into Meth-Kingpin-dom. At this point, I don't think he's even considering leaving; he's in too…

I happen to think that was a pretty good (or at least non-terrible) bit of dialogue on the page, but Halle Berry just can't deliver a fucking line. That's not a badass line, that's a sarcdonic line, you talentless hag.

Oh well, welcome to Weinerville. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

As I recall from last season's finale, J-R's Lexus settlement money was running out. That's why he and Tom hatched the E720 idea - not because J-R had so much  money, but because he didn't.