This is amazing, not because anything in it was actually funny (Tim and Eric, meh) but because Totino's actually decided to pay for this and use it as part of an official marketing campaign. The truly surreal thing is that this got made in the first place.

I hate those stickers. It's not Watterson's art, and it's out of character for Calvin. He isn't malevolent. He's just got the worst case of ADHD imaginable.

Is that a Triangle Shirtwaist joke?

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I always loved the "three kinds of heat"/"three kinds of meat" pun.

Ben and Jerry's cinnamon buns ice cream. Not one of their most well-known flavors, but holy shit. If you haven't tried it, don't. It will ruin your life. The secret ingredient is heroin.

I always thought of Joan Rivers as that old hack who did the red carpet shows until I saw A Piece of Work and that episode of Louie. Her style was never for me, but I was mesmerized and really impressed by her passion, dedication, and good cheer. I guess I kind of thought she would be working forever, but all good…

For me, the worst example of this will always be Paramore's "Misery Business." I played the shit out of that song on Guitar Hero, loved the drum line, had a lot of fun with the melody… and then really listened to the lyrics and could never play the song again.

By far the best actor on that show. His plots weren't the best, but he was the only actor on the show who really completely disappeared into any of the roles he was asked to play.

Upper-MIDDLE class?

It's not all that novel, but the first two seasons have a lot of energy and charm so they're worth checking out. But the show has been coasting for a long time now; I stopped watching about halfway through season 3.

Argo is a terrible movie and you should feel ashamed.

I thought they said Joffrey was responsible for that? And he did it just because he was an enormous prick?

I stopped watching Orphan Black after the first season. Loved the first season, but with the relentless pace at which that show chews up plot, and the absurd amount they ask from their leading lady, there's no way that show doesn't go flying off the rails some time in its second season.

I'd like to see an apology from the producers. They don't need to come to us with tears in their eyes, hat in hand, etc. But a quick statement saying "We absolutely get what the issue is. This is our fault. We weren't filming what we had meant to, and somehow didn't realize it. Won't happen again. Sorry for the…

No, bastards have no legal claim to the throne whatsoever. That's why it was such a big deal when Roose Bolton legitimized Ramsay two episodes back.

With a graph?

I'm not your pal, buddy!

I will not click on any link where the best case scenario for clicking on that link involves listening to a Savage Garden song.

There's really not all that much information on Boots, is there? Such an under-appreciated kitten…