"Why is the bee so much bigger than Nixon?"

"Costumes make her look chunky? Impossible, that girl is a rail."

Poor Matthew!
I don't think Matthew's ant problem storyline gets enough credit. It was easily the highlight of the "Awards" episode. Particularly his conversation with Beth and Catherine where he mentions how the spoon "fell off" the counter and trapped him in the cabinet. Not to mention his unsuccessful quest to get…

Just be aware those Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.

"i'd like to live in the Flight of the Conchords universe. Songs are magical, and tragedies are light."

Great sure, but best? No way man. Metroid!

I think you're thinking of Joe mbs - he pockets an orange reflector light from a temporary traffic barrier.

The Johnny Johnson arc was one of the few highlights from the fifth season. Warburton was excellent in that role. I would've preferred him over Lovitz as a permanent addition to the cast.

"Her destruction of the cigarette girl's soul at the SATs was priceless."

"it takes a really good actor to SEEM like such a bad actor."

Kettle vs Chip

Hmmm. I can understand if Beth isn't your cup of cocoa but "ugly"? Really? She has gorgeous hair and an incredible body. There's a reason her outfits got skimpier and skimpier as the show progressed.

Riff: Honey Soy Chicken is apparently a pretty common flavor term based on Google's search term suggestions.

What, no meat?
They really should start selling all those great "meat" flavors - like Honey Soy Chicken, Lamb and Mint - they have over in Oz and NZ here in the US. Our country is ready for it dammit!

Jackrey: The test results came back and we're happy to report there were no traces of any douche antibodies to be found. You're completely clean.

It glides as softly as a cloud.

"why is it either this OR So You Think You Can Dance"

Indeed! Particularly since 1996 was the year President Clinton signed the Telecommunications Act which kicked off the whole media consolidation orgy - the fallout of which we're still dealing with to this day.

In a really twisted way I can admire him for that but I can't quite summon the love.

And still no English subtitles. Bastards.