An eternity of nothing but the bad auditions from any given talent reality show. The combination of watching or listening to something terrible, their second hand humiliation at being told they're terrible and the obnoxiousness of the ones who talk back to the judges and say they deserve to be there which seems to be…

2) Putting in the absolute minimum amount of screentime to fulfill his contract then getting the fuck off this show?

I had misread the original news and thought Meryl was playing the Baker's Wife. That seemed okay except for that bit where she's seduced by the Prince. Because Chris Pine was going to cheat on his adorable wife with a woman who has at least three decades on him because they happen to both be in the woods at the same…

I remember reading at the time that it was supposed to be Geoffrey Rush, but they realized it wasn't a good fit.

I say I do too, but really I just love cooking with it on.

Your dismissal of Mad Men is a bit hard to take seriously when you don't even know what decade its actually set in.

I can't tell if this an actual choice or a flaw in the acting but his Dorian Grey is coming off more and more in over his head with every episode.

I'm remembering one where he walks in and no one is there but Diane and he still expects the greeting so she says "Oh fine…NORM!"

"after exactly 30 seconds of taxidermy-based seduction" Seriously, can we really say that Vanessa seduced Captain Mustache? Kinda seemed like he was good to go right from that first moment in the hallway. Who sees their fiancee's hot best friend the night before the wedding and says "it's my last night of freedom?…

Looking forward to it!

They certainly are working through all possible sexual pairings at an alarming rate, aren't they?

Seriously, I have crushed on Dalton since Rocketeer and he is not getting any less sexy as he gets older. That bit where he asks he if she wants to hear some Keats? I could care less what her answer was, mine was a definite yes.

And plays a totally decent guy, one of very few in that movie.

I'd love to see him do it.

Hey, I did Music Man 20 years ago when I was in middle school too! Have yet to do it again, though.

Watching a little yellow marshmallow songbird blow up in the microwave seems like a cruelty free answer to that recipe.

I'm sure there's a joke to be made about the well meaning liberator tainting a native culture with the mindless cultural imperialism of…pizza

"I brought these love scenes to other directors and they said they couldn't do it, so I asked Vincenzo Natali and he said 'I made Adrien Brody fuck a human/fish/bird who was also sort of his daughter…I got this'"

I've heard it used the way he did, like the same as building the groundwork of the story, but seeing as how he had just been talking about the five way sex scene she was involved in…that was a very confusing turn of phrase.

Francis determined he could take the castle because it didn't have enough men, because they were clearly rotating the same few guys…which is funny considering he seemed to have like three men on his side.