That was Daniel Craig!? Mind blown.

Just watched it and proclaim it….meh.

Just watched it and proclaim it….meh.

You know, I had a couple of seconds of hope that Michelle Yeoh was in Expendables 2 when Stallone was told he had to put up with a girl (gasp) who was Chinese. And then it turned out to be someone I didn't know, who was much younger than every man in that cast.

You know, I had a couple of seconds of hope that Michelle Yeoh was in Expendables 2 when Stallone was told he had to put up with a girl (gasp) who was Chinese. And then it turned out to be someone I didn't know, who was much younger than every man in that cast.

Hey, I love Cranston and Breaking Bad with all my heart, but it's not like the Emmy's have ignored him.

Hey, I love Cranston and Breaking Bad with all my heart, but it's not like the Emmy's have ignored him.

No! Darcy is not now, nor has he ever been, "spicy" Cut that out.

No! Darcy is not now, nor has he ever been, "spicy" Cut that out.

I'd actually…watch that? Maybe?

I'd actually…watch that? Maybe?

Yes and it made that "You examine me, Miss Eyre, do you find me handsome?" "No" exchange even more hilarious than when Timothy Dalton played Rochester.

Yes and it made that "You examine me, Miss Eyre, do you find me handsome?" "No" exchange even more hilarious than when Timothy Dalton played Rochester.

He seriously was. And how can anyone not love Daredevil just a tiny little bit for him and Collin Farrell?

He seriously was. And how can anyone not love Daredevil just a tiny little bit for him and Collin Farrell?

About 1) My mom seemed pretty certain/worried that Holly was going to drown last night. Her words were "So we've got a baby and a big open pool" This is something she worries about anyway, in real life, but that particular pool doesn't exactly have good juju attached to it.

About 1) My mom seemed pretty certain/worried that Holly was going to drown last night. Her words were "So we've got a baby and a big open pool" This is something she worries about anyway, in real life, but that particular pool doesn't exactly have good juju attached to it.

They've just been praying for him to break out for about a decade now, and are really really happy that it seems to be happening.

They've just been praying for him to break out for about a decade now, and are really really happy that it seems to be happening.

It doesn't work as unintentional comedy, though. It's trying way too hard to be "self aware" and is awkward as hell but just competent enought that I couldn't laugh at it  for being an uncomfortable trainwreck.