I think the idea there is that they need to pretend to be normal teenagers who are part of a normal foster family (where the siblings are all sleeping together) so their dad can work in the hospital of whatever town they try to fit into? So we are left to assume Edward and his adopted brothers and sisters (including…

I can't believe it, but I actually watched Christmas with a capital C last year. I remember nothing of then thinking Treat Williams is always reliably pleasant in these TV movies. And Daniel Baldwin's casting cracks me up. Like they wanted Alec because he's the picture they have in their head as the card carrying aclu…

You know, everyone focuses on how creepy and stalky Edward is, I don't think Jacob gets his fair share of hate. He's just as obsessed with her as Edward is but he's more violent about it (werewolf and all) and doesn't listen at all when she says "I don't want you" many many times.

Just a nice point of contrast between Twilight and True Blood, the fear about Edward biting Bella is petrifying and all consuming and stops him from doing anything to her at all, whereas In True Blood, Bill drinks her blood all the time. No big.

Wearing a miniskirt doesn't undo feminism.

Whoa there! I'll grant you that Joss does occasionally epitomize the "liberal guy who just doesn't get it" thing, but empowering women was a stated agenda in that series.

Jeez, I've never really cared on way or the other about Britney but it never occurred to me that my loving Armageddon was annoying.

See I get feeling that anxiety in real life about real boys, but Twilight is romantic fiction, romantic fiction is a porn subset and porn is theoretically about satisfying whatever weird urges you have with no real world consequences other than unrealistic standards. I can't imagine turning to a romance novel, even…

Well now I feel like a total hypocrite, since some of the things I've loudly criticized Twilight for have certainly been featured in quite a few of the romance novels I've quietly read. Although even there the man who tells the heroine who she can and can't see, who sabotages her car, who habitually sneaks into her…

I stick by this one to this day, but it's pretty weird than I liked him at 10: Timothy Dalton. Who I've loved ever since the Rocketeer.

Just this exchange that is both one of the best rifftrax lines and a very good  Dark Knight line:

I've alway been a big fan of Dana Carvey's "WRONG!" in the Mcneil/Lehrer report sketch.

Okay, I'm sold on this now. Is series 1 netflixable?

Same here

Yeah, it's less than exciting considering how original they've always been before. But, I have faith in their writers and I've been happy with their female characters in the past.

Yeah, I just watch Ratatouille with the intent to cook something.

We were either too poor, or my parents were too smart. Either way, I had to envy other kids' Hypercolor

Yeah, I'm not understanding that criticism. It ended the way they always ended. Camera guys gets dead, drops the camera, camera is found, etc. From the way people have said it abandoned its point of view, i expect it to be like district 9 where it switched from political doc to action movie suddenly.

I haven't even seen Blair Witch or most of it's descendants (other than this and Paranormal Activity) and yet, when the camera guy ran through the woods I was pretty sure I had seen that exact scene 80 times already. I wonder why that is?

Hey, Spanglish WAS great and he was great in it.