tvotr x clipse seems like an alright hood internet mashup waiting to happen 10 years ago

Yung Liars or Desperate Youths version

I'm gonna listen to We got it 4 Cheap at its highest obscurity, which like this bad joke, is not going to be that obscure after all

Don't listen to this man, people. Be as obvious, corny, jokey, and too-on-the-nose as you wish. In fact, more than you wish!

I won't listen to this song because I am trained to know that there is always a man (well, I guess woman? I dunno doesn't make that much sense honestly) behind me with an ax whenever I try and cry sing along with it

dammit

I feel cheap wanting to reply to every comment that says apples, like, I should know better or something and y e t . . .

a splash of soy really brightens the espresso in my americano

convoluted fraction jokes is not a genre of comedy I was previously aware that I loved…

Born to be a god among salesmen?

Pre losing apparently a lot of weight damn dude looks kind of good now

Are you perhaps thinking of Jon Gabrus

Look within, Linda was in your heart the whole time!

Yeah I have no idea it's really stupid even if it is a meteor, but that's why I use it so often because of how dumb and pointless it is ☄️☄️☄️☄️

Is it this one ☄️I think it's supposed to be a meteor but it looks like a meatball escaping spaghetti which is the purpose I use it for

Haha I have no idea which one you mean

"Haha oh the boomstick line? It's from a mo—actually, if you click on this character in Warcraft 2 enough times he says it"

I like that it plays it straight for as long as it can until it just goes for broke ridiculousness. I also really like the last act of having the antagonist through the whole movie fixed and becoming the lone hero, it's neat.

Plenty of trees in the woods

Damn your avatar tricked me into thinking I was in good company. Though I think the remake, original and sequel are all close for their own reasons I really just do not like Army of Darkness