This is fair

Is this a safe place to say this awful opinion: Evil Dead (remake) > 2 > Original > Army

Aw it's not that sad! I think it's a real great balance for him of taking on some heavy and depressing topics and intercutting it with the oblivious adorableness of the little kid.

Please?

~wiggle wiggle~

2017 is a confusing time for all of us

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ass but with ass up its own ass

I guess that's kind of a relief, I've always like half expected to see his name show up on some awful thing based on the shit he would say jokingly at first

that's fucking wild

also if we're extreme navel gazing here about the internet fuck have we known eachother for 15 years?

You know I think of him every time people talk about ironic nazis becoming real nazis. Has he dropped that act?

Last night a dude was supposed to come over to my house and we were going to have sex and then he just didn't come over and I'm kind of annoyed but still want to have sex with him

"call the police"

that was an impression of you also your goddamn refusal to capital things rubs off on me and I don't know why

you're actually not very good at that either "i was listening to no age and then remembered they were on subpop so i stopped and then jerked off"

80% of my commenting is jokes or lyrics barely related to the article at hand to either amuse myself or bait someone else into talking about music with me and the other 20% is about Butts, I'm not sure if I could transition into not commenting on something y'all will figure out how boring I really am

its almost like the police are the real stars of sting

This is a good interview, lot to take in…

shut up