Jewel Staite makes me angry every time I see her because of Wonderfalls and its rare that I can't separate an actor from their role but for some reason that one always sticks with me hard

hell yeah what do I win, actually nevermind whatever it is I dont want it

this is not the ryan reynolds related comment I would have expected from you

I know you're not arguing for it but I just want to take this time to say Just Friends is one of the worst movies ever made and everyone my age that loves it is dumb

what if amy sherman palladino but insects

and remains Ryan Reynolds' only good movie!

[casts an early ballot] I swear this never happens to me…

If I understand shitty metaphors I'm assuming it's probably an awful song about curvy women

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

is this an odd boner joke

man way back when Somethingawful was fun someone did a cover of VU's Heroine as a Tony Basil style cheerleader romp and it was pretty awesome - I have no idea how I would ever find that again, I think I even bought an album from that dude

its a real name if no one claims you

this does help and I feel dumb that I don't think I would have thought of any of those names

I just made you up to hurt myself (and it worked (yes it did))

hmm what name has the most songs, and also, the best songs? Not necessarily just in the title

i believe in you

There are no snakes at the bottom of your bed

NO IT DOESN'T YOU DAMN BRIT

How smart are you? how dumb am I…

Point me to a kickstarter for a film adaptation of The House on East 88th Street and I will fund the entire project and also I will provide the turkish caviar and the bath tub and the childlike joy needed to complete the project