Renfield?

he is not a stellar skateboard

I like to think I would be Mr. Peanutbutter, but that's more because I am a doormat when I am in love, but I think realistically I would start to pick at it until it was bloody

weirdly the moment towards the end of the season where mr peanutbutter sees diane and they have that fake phone call and he knows she's lying to him but pushes it aside just so she'll come home is what guts the fuck out of me - it's like so sweet and loving and there is no place for that anymore………. jesus I am not…

honestly I can't even hear my ex's name anymore without feeling like a small punch in the chest and my ears perk up as if of the 6,000 Johns that live in a 40 mile radius they're talking about the one I know

I'm supposed to meet my ex in a half hour and I have had my phone open to his texts all morning so I could see immediately when he cancels on me - I'm having a very stupid, self-destructive day

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sure I could

I wish I saved the screen caps on my phone while texting my friend during the planetarium episode, before the episode flipped to the next and I had to turn it off because I was bawling

this is my least favorite aspect of BoJack's humor, these heavily lampshaded lazy jokes. Same with "Ryan Seacrest Type", its like yelling SPORTSBALL and highfiving yourself

honestly I don't think I'll be emotionally ready for it

I think the issue with the hosts on their respective shows is how often they're forced to lead and direct - PFT always has to so that's why he's such a stronger presence in his. I think when Besser invites like an established group (wild horses or big grande recently) he's cool with almost ceding to the background to…

They've always been pretty reliable for me, or were, it seems like they're trying to keep them at a tight hour-fifteen time lately and I like my improv to be long and meandering

They've been on before and it became clear one of the indistinguishable men did not know how to improv so they keep delaying and delaying the inevitable until the actual improv scene is only a tight 10 minutes

ugh its usually my go to on a monday morning but its fucking Sean & Hayes this morning and I am not. in. the. mood. for that.

no you don't they're too precious and light sounding

my phone says I've taken 600 steps today… hmm… thats bad

"The party was filled with fun for adults and children alike, with Penelope and her guests enjoying rap performances by both the legendary Will Smith, 48, and his equally famous son Jaden, 19."

also only good horror kids are the girls from the Others, right?

sci-fi action movies are always better if there is a child who needs to be explained what's happening