you want one child in a certain film genre?

I'd listen to a 50 minute, 800 track album of just shitty puns read aloud

They keep getting the dates all mixed up though

That's so funny

tinder/grindr date

bye

I… got… your…. hard… consonant… right here………. pal

is Stacy the best name to say/yell dismissively? I don't think I'm even capable of saying the name Stacy with out actually saying "ugh, Stacy"

I don't think the world is ready for sloppy-bear-drag

I'm trying to think when its acceptable to call something honey-rhythmed - major key, and warm and bright, if sped up it would sound cloying but its played slow or midtempo like thick honey…

"honey-rhythmed wildness"

I miss songmeanings, every song's meaning was "its about drugs"

https://genius.com/Ray-j-i-…

thank you for your easier to understand pun because I completely whiffed on understanding the original

but light hair pulling is one of my favorite things what am I supposed to do if I can't have my hair played with? what am I supposed to do with someone I can't do the same for?

this entire post enrages me

Sometimes you gotta do it to prove you're still alive

fuck that I will fight it kicking and screaming

There's just something so satisfying/calming to me about a photo of a group of onions

There's a mod for doom to make it batman and the file is BATMAN.WAD and I mean of course there is one but I really just wanted to type batman wad