…no I have not. Excuse me

I dated someone 5 years older than me for years and we grew up on entirely different things but it's weird that I was expected to know all that shit. Like even if I didn't grow up on transformers and shitty cartoons and all that it was my duty as a culturally present person to nod along and watch Clue and Bill & Ted's.

SEE LOOK EVERYONE MY CANADIAN GIRLFRIEND WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME

My go to question in an awkward silence is "when was the last time someone wrote 'a/s/l' to you?"

My first internet screen name was Roaddogg420 when I was 12 I was fucking cool as hell

Weird testicles

You're special 🙃

Canadians don't count

I get it, Giles, I see Jenny everywhere too

Yeah I don't really like Evil Twin either

There's a tom green beer out there that's eh it's ok but you really only buy it because "oh look here's a bottle of beer with Tom green on it"

First pic would be a pretty sweet lower back tat

Giant spiders in my vagina?

Spiderman dies at the end of Harry Potter

Please don't yank my chain I am tethered to the bottom of a lake and finally just got out

I am Errol

Like Denver!

You can skip around anywhere you'd like

, bye

It would be perfect every time they tried to stop DOOM it would just be another lookalike sent in his place