I mean it lasts longer but there's not much of a connection and you spend too much time thinking about Ron Livingston than you would during sex

its over prime.its over prime.its over prime.its over prime.its over prime.

I endured Wilco playing a very boring album all the way through to be rewarded with them playing all of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot as an encore… it was magical. Weather held out all weekend for a music fest, saw Big Thief be amazing… drank and ate a lot. A nice weekend for apples.

get over it

All the days do seem to feel like weeks these days

I threw a pebble yesterday into the dirt, but, it bounced off another pebble in the dirt sending now these two different pebbles in to different directions. Balance was lost. Control is lost.

lol y'all spelled your own damn feature category wrong

helll yeah man I can play on the couch, on my bed, on the toilet, on [end of list]

sure, but only if they're naked (and blond, and my age, and maybe have a cute amount of stubble, and

see we're doing eachother a favor here, you get to express your inner self and I get a pause from awkwardly stumbling around looking for anyone I may have had a conversation with in the past

I dunno, he seems like he would be really fun to talk to at a party once - like the kind of party where you're just feeling a little overwhelmed and honestly someone talking to you about their dumb passion is weirdly endearing and calming and you can sort of reset yourself by not having to say anything just nod and…

what's great about my apartment is that its so small that my wii u already kind of works as a switch … oh wait that's not really that great

IT WAS S'POSED TO BE SO EASY, just take back the DVD, …

Screw Lord and Miller is probably a mediocre but internet loved mixtape of thick syrupy jams with some mumblerap over it

I think you may have overstepped in your response or I'm just confused either way, uh, ok?

this is my new favorite picture of a guitar rockin lady: https://www.instagram.com/p…

Haim are cool guitar rockin ladies for people who don't know about cool guitar rockin ladies, so, maybe!

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hey numbah two

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