It's okay I must accept my own human flaws

Seeing all those extra Is and one less B than there should be is for some reason really upsetting me

when this happens, do you think "wow I know a bunch of funny people" or is it "oh I guess I'm not actually that funny"

we gain nothing by losing our heads

LOOK OUT LADIES

this one took me a second

THEY DID THE FUCK

thanks walter berglund

mine demands to sit on my chest at all times, clawing at me and chewing on my shirt he is a monster

sorry

rip the soup

:(

yeah but if you wait for love to finally get a cat then one day inevitably when all love fades from our lives and your trusting partner is no more one of you is stuck with a furry reminder of a happiness stolen

Talking to a dog is alright, even a slightly conversational bit of talking. I think talking to a cat is always sad though.

ive never had an STD should I try one

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this is my favorite modest mouse album

Are you talking a little about yogurt tho

No one and everyone is keeping me up at night

heavy is the head that eats the crayons