thank you for your honesty

Starting from First Kid and ending at Ace Ventura Jr, with a movie called Barely Legal in the middle is a special kind of list

Baseball is fun to follow because even if you're bored to death you can read about 8 articles in a week asking if black people lie about racism in Boston and maybe they're the real racists after all

Baseball is good but there is no good movie about or featuring baseball or any good sports movie

this being on the wrong comment is frustrating me so much because I cannot tell if its intentional just to get a reaction from me

[reference to Wesley Willis or some other person as I purposely confuse two artists together with the intent to get a reaction]

last time I went to the museum there was an instillation that was a giant pipe leading to a big red button labeled "EMO" and a sign underneath it that said "Press Here For Emo" I think and I pressed it and nothing happened so maybe you are right

there's these kids on my block and they drew these weird, terrible dog like creatures all over their stoop and the sidewalks and I don't know its kind of art and its kind of great

What you don't like to hear a Master Chef ad so many times you memorize it and start to lip-sync to it on the couch with exaggerated hand motions?

I demand some salty clicks

I'll never forget what city you live in

In that sense yeah it's very comforting to me because I've actually lost a lot of sleep over his mental health. So I mean at least it is a weight off to know he's at least doing well (or presenting well).

So I've been struggling the last few days with how selfish my mind can be. I'm moving (help), so I reached out to my ex about things he left behind and had to get. We caught up a little bit and he told me about his own move, and, his new job and things and - it felt weird. Just the idea that once someone is out of…

welp, this will be in my head all day

I win my imaginary arguments in the shower and then dry off with the heat from the shame that I lost them all in person

You'll look back on these 24 minutes with regret

Explain

Thank you

Oh no did a tree fall on him

Explain