Also we were actually broken up at the time but were making an appearance together at a wedding so I went in the bathroom and threw up after

Sounds like internet joke commenters are the REAL joke correcters

I hate myself too but rarely for that

It makes me want to smoke

I still find the idea weird and sort of foreign to me. A while back at a wedding I got asked when me and my boyfriend were going to get married (HAHA HELP ME) and I was halfway through reminding someone I was gay before it clicked.

Sounds like gay people are the real homophobes

I've got nothing to add here but I would feel silly letting a gay thread go without being obnoxious

How much?

Rosebud….

HELP I am moving out and living alone for the first time in ten years and I am a 30 year old man who is a. afraid of ghosts (my building was built in 1860 so you know there are ghosts) and b. unwilling to wash dishes (and does not have a dishwasher)

Do you also put off doing dishes for a week, watch them pile up and feel the weight of the universe pressing against your chest as everything in life seems impossible to achieve and then spend three hours overcleaning those dishes?

Your internal monologue sounds a lot friendlier than mine

If you're in to that sure

I didn't even know I was in to whatever is going on in the header

Does he welcome my Mac DeMarco fanfiction?

Everything is important and that is why it crushes us

that is where the cosine is positive

Ugh there is this dog in my neighborhood that I realize if I'm out walking I'll say "OH LOOK ITS BEN" and then feel like a weirdo because I've never said a word to his owners

THE MIGHTY PUNMASTER, SEPTON SWEARENGEN HAS FINALLY MET HIS MA—[rereads comment]

It's a secret kept between me and my grandmothers, my bubbies.