Splice in some reaction shots of me and shove it on the air. I'll be in my trailer.

Take more selfies.

Will the robot be programmed to wipe its junk on the pizzas before they leave the kitchen or will they totally lose the human touch that minimum wage teenagers can provide?

Upvoted for "grinning turd".

Watching this now so I don't forget.

Making movies out of apps? I can't wait until Speed Test.

I can't stop listening to the Car Seat Headrest album reviewed yesterday. Many of the songs have already earned permanent spots in my primary playlist. I've listened to the first track at least 40 times.

Yeah. I stopped in for a cheap joke about the band name. Now I'm downloading the album. Is that anticipation I'm feeling? Been a while.

Take 'em both and throw in a reprise of Stroker and Hoop for a full two hours.

Lust for gold.

You're right. I seem to remember the commercials doing a good job pointing out the importance of decisions. But yeah, the packaging didn't really capture that.

No arguments here.

“There’s no way anybody’s going to be making single-player boxed products any more”

I take solace in the fact that I purchased both Fable and Fable 2 used.

If I had to put money on it, yes. Unfortunately.

The car I get on usually coincides with where the stairs are at my stop.

Oh, she's just upset because Jared Leto FedEx'd her a crate of used tampons.

Couldn't agree more. Drop all the bullshit and just have a real conversation about something. I always enjoyed Snyder. Charlie Rose as well to some extent. I can only handle so much Charlie Rose though because Charlie Rose talks like Charlie Rose.

Kudos to them if they can get Madonna on stage at her allotted time.

I recommend starting with the Tom Hanks episode.