I still enjoy WTF from time to time, but I just started watching Kevin Pollack's Chat Show in the last week. The longer format combined with Kevin's ability to shut the fuck up and let the interviewees finish their stories make it a far superior product from what I've seen so far. That plus the fact that Kevin…

Our first order of business is lunch. I suggest we start with some
lobster Zoidberg…I mean, lobster Newburg…I mean, Doctor Zoidberg.

I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness. If only I weren't so desperately poor.

I can't think of a specific example, but there's a special place in hell for designers of post-savepoint cutscenes right before obscenely difficult levels. The only thing worse than getting offed repeatedly is having to listen to the same inane bits of dialogue over and over, and the impatience from having to wait.

The first level of Jedi Knight II. Just give me the damn lightsaber and force powers already.

I drink much slower these days, so I just pour and catch up to the proper temp on the flip side.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I was ready to get into a knock down, drag out over this one. Glad I opted for a more measured response since I misunderstood.

Eh, I've had plenty of crafts in cans that I thought were fantastic. I've never had them straight from the tap so I can't compare, but when they are brewed three states away and I can only get them a couple times a year, concessions have to be made.

Canoe is the preferred nomenclature. How is America like sex in a canoe?

So, you burn an American flag and everyone looses their minds. Rename Budweiser America, and that's okay?

This too shall pass.

I lived at home my first couple years after college. It sucked. Walking in the door when your dad is getting up to go to work. Always a good one.

Because we are young enough to remember that we were horrible in our 20's, too. I was an insufferable tw@t. Know it all idealists who are going to show the olds how to. Yeah, everyone has been there. Many just don't seem to remember it. In 20 years the millennials will be complaining about how in their day, "We…

Volunteers has its moments. And John Candy, which is always a plus.

What's a diorama?

Yes, and in great number.

Aren't tickets to shows with high demand always status symbols?

Couldn't agree more.

Couldn't agree more….wait, what's your definition of old?

Curse these delicate dancer's wrists.